Witticisms of Procrastination

I SOUND LIKE THE JOKER! NYAYAYAYAYAY!

(I stole this from Doug’s Facebook, you should follow his tumblr!)

(Source: deliriousreality)

Hope everyone had a successful Cinco de Mayo!

Looking for an interesting story to read? Check this out: In Mexico, Cinco de Mayo is a more sober affair.

HAHAHA, I just got this in an email.

Dear Theatre and Cinema Students:

I wanted to take this opportunity to remind you of the following portion of our departmental student handbook:

Marijuana, alcohol, and other chemically altering substances negatively affect the physical processes and can lead to permanent damage to the actor’s instruments—the voice and body. The use of alcohol, non-prescription drugs, and hallucinogenics is prohibited in and around theatre areas.  Their use prior to rehearsal, construction, performance, or strike leads to unsafe work environments and unsatisfactory performances.  Cast or crew members who undertake any kind of production work in an altered state will be promptly relieved of their responsibilities by the stage manager, director, or supervisor of the work area.

This includes classroom work.  Thanks so much for your attention.

Best, Patty